If every comic book, action figure, and video game on Earth suddenly disappeared, we geeks would still partake in our favorite pastime: complaining. Here's to finding something wrong with the world everyday, and to wondering why nobody calls me to help fix it . . .
A woman births eight kids, now has fourteen kids total, and desperately needs financial help to stay alive. In other unrelated news, Michael Jackson has announced that he’s coming out of retirement.
One wears a single glove, the other needs a hand out. Sometimes this stuff writes itself.
Society condemns Michael Phelps and his smoking weed the same week it CELEBRATES Denny’s giving out free Grand Slams.
Hypocrites. All of you.
While the tabloids speculate who will fill the two vacant seats at Barbara Walter’s round table, I say this is the perfect chance to kick The View while it’s down and create a worthy competitor, like the defunct Dick Clark/Mario Lopez vehicle The Other Half, which, despite its male roster, was still obviously for women.
Here’s my pitch: Mel Gibson, Michael Richards, Don Imus, and Alec Baldwin discussing the “hot topics” of the day. I’d call it The Apologists. And I wouldn’t be sorry for watching it.
Their first guest? The Mayor of Los Angeles. Think about it.
In one week’s worth of news, Bob Barker retires from The Price Is Right and neutering jokes abound. He is really passionate about controlling the pet population, you know. Also, in the wake of Lohan’s and Hilton’s crimes and punishments, tabloids ask, “Where are the parents?”
I don’t think the two stories are unrelated.
